1 00:01:06,920 --> 00:01:10,960 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah 2 00:01:12,480 --> 00:01:15,960 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah 3 00:01:18,240 --> 00:01:24,000 ♪ When you left me all alone at the record hop 4 00:01:24,040 --> 00:01:29,640 ♪ Told me you were going out for a soda pop 5 00:01:29,680 --> 00:01:35,520 ♪ You were gone for quite a while, half an hour or more 6 00:01:35,560 --> 00:01:41,280 ♪ You came back, and, man oh man, this is what I saw 7 00:01:41,320 --> 00:01:47,120 ♪ Lipstick on your collar told a tale on you 8 00:01:47,160 --> 00:01:52,760 ♪ Lipstick on your collar said you were untrue 9 00:01:52,800 --> 00:01:58,560 ♪ Bet your bottom dollar you and I are through 10 00:01:58,600 --> 00:02:03,880 ♪ Cos lipstick on your collar told a tale on you 11 00:02:03,920 --> 00:02:06,440 ♪ Boy! Told a tale on you 12 00:02:06,480 --> 00:02:09,360 ♪ Man! Told a tale on you... ♪ 13 00:02:15,120 --> 00:02:21,160 (NEWSREEL) "On the platform at Southampton are some music lovers... 14 00:02:21,200 --> 00:02:25,840 .. who thought they'd make sure he knew which train to catch." 15 00:02:25,880 --> 00:02:32,880 "The train is labelled 'Liberace Special', so there's not much chance of a mistake." 16 00:02:36,440 --> 00:02:40,400 "At Waterloo, Britain proves she is a musical nation, 17 00:02:40,440 --> 00:02:44,000 .. appreciative of culture in the widest sense." 18 00:02:44,040 --> 00:02:48,080 "Liberace welcomes criticism, 19 00:02:48,120 --> 00:02:55,680 .. though after one harsh comment he said, 'I was so upset I cried, all the way to the bank.'" 20 00:02:59,080 --> 00:03:04,080 "Liberace says, 'The public has a right to invade my privacy.'" 21 00:03:04,120 --> 00:03:10,120 "He learns that Britain is a country that loves to exercise its rights." 22 00:03:16,120 --> 00:03:21,480 'Her Majesty's Government is ever mindful of the fact... 23 00:03:21,520 --> 00:03:27,520 .. that this vital waterway is a main artery of world trade, 24 00:03:27,560 --> 00:03:34,680 .. and a fundamental interest in the defence and the business of this nation.' 25 00:03:36,000 --> 00:03:43,960 'Unilateral action by President Nasser puts in jeopardy not only the efficient use... 26 00:03:44,000 --> 00:03:47,200 .. of an international waterway, 27 00:03:47,240 --> 00:03:53,960 .. but also the proper conduct of international relationships as we understand them.' 28 00:03:54,000 --> 00:03:56,000 (ALL) Hear, hear! 29 00:03:56,960 --> 00:04:02,400 It is time for the President of Egypt to pause for thought. 30 00:04:02,440 --> 00:04:05,360 There are things he just cannot do. 31 00:04:05,400 --> 00:04:08,080 'Hear, hear!' 32 00:04:08,120 --> 00:04:12,240 'And so I say to Colonel Nasser, take heed.' 33 00:04:13,440 --> 00:04:18,320 'You may imagine that you can do what you will, but... 34 00:04:18,360 --> 00:04:20,880 ♪ Well, it's one for the money 35 00:04:20,920 --> 00:04:22,880 ♪ Two for the show 36 00:04:22,920 --> 00:04:25,600 ♪ Three to get ready, now go, cat, go 37 00:04:25,640 --> 00:04:29,640 ♪ But don't you step on my blue suede shoes 38 00:04:31,360 --> 00:04:36,520 ♪ You can do anything but lay off of my blue suede shoes 39 00:04:36,560 --> 00:04:40,440 ♪ You can knock me down, step in my face 40 00:04:40,480 --> 00:04:43,200 ♪ Slander my name all over the place 41 00:04:43,240 --> 00:04:45,400 ♪ Do anything that you want to do 42 00:04:45,440 --> 00:04:48,280 ♪ But ah, ah, honey lay off of my shoes 43 00:04:48,320 --> 00:04:52,320 ♪ Don't you step on my blue suede shoes 44 00:04:53,800 --> 00:04:57,920 ♪ You can do anything but lay off of my blue suede shoes 45 00:05:03,920 --> 00:05:05,720 Let's go, cat! 46 00:05:15,800 --> 00:05:18,480 ♪ You can burn my house, steal my car 47 00:05:18,520 --> 00:05:21,840 ♪ Drink my liquor from my old fruit jar 48 00:05:21,880 --> 00:05:24,560 ♪ Do anything that you want to do 49 00:05:24,600 --> 00:05:27,480 ♪ But ah, ah, honey lay off of them shoes 50 00:05:27,520 --> 00:05:32,680 ♪ Don't you step on my blue suede shoes 51 00:05:32,720 --> 00:05:37,520 ♪ You can do anything but lay off of my blue suede shoes 52 00:05:38,800 --> 00:05:41,840 ♪ Blue, blue, blue suede shoes 53 00:05:41,880 --> 00:05:44,840 ♪ Blue, blue, blue suede shoes 54 00:05:44,880 --> 00:05:47,520 ♪ Blue, blue, blue suede shoes 55 00:05:47,560 --> 00:05:49,680 ♪ Blue, blue, blue suede shoes 56 00:05:49,720 --> 00:05:54,800 ♪ You can do anything but lay off of my blue suede shoes ♪ 57 00:06:07,000 --> 00:06:08,640 Making sure this time? 58 00:06:08,680 --> 00:06:10,080 What? 59 00:06:11,720 --> 00:06:14,200 Oh, yes, well... 60 00:06:14,240 --> 00:06:17,240 Look at this. I got this for a bob. 61 00:06:19,360 --> 00:06:21,160 What is it? 62 00:06:21,200 --> 00:06:23,800 "The Bronze Horseman." 63 00:06:25,800 --> 00:06:29,160 What do you mean? Don't you know? 64 00:06:29,200 --> 00:06:31,720 Who's it by? What? 65 00:06:31,760 --> 00:06:34,920 If it's not by Mickey Spillane, I'm not interested. 66 00:06:34,960 --> 00:06:36,480 Pushkin! 67 00:06:36,520 --> 00:06:38,360 Oh, yeah? 68 00:06:38,400 --> 00:06:40,280 One of his greatest poems. 69 00:06:43,000 --> 00:06:45,960 Clap your eyes on this bit of verse. 70 00:06:46,000 --> 00:06:47,720 What do you mean? 71 00:06:47,760 --> 00:06:50,880 We'll never get out of the shaggin' Army. 72 00:06:50,920 --> 00:06:55,480 Who cares about a bloody stretch of water full of flies and Arab shit? 73 00:06:55,520 --> 00:06:57,480 Oh, that! 74 00:06:57,520 --> 00:07:02,760 I'm nearly done. I'm just a few weeks away from getting out. 75 00:07:02,800 --> 00:07:04,640 But nothing will happen. 76 00:07:04,680 --> 00:07:06,240 Do you want a bet? 77 00:07:06,280 --> 00:07:08,000 Like what? 78 00:07:08,040 --> 00:07:09,800 Like... 79 00:07:09,840 --> 00:07:15,120 .. stupid fat mums waving tear-sodden hankies from the dockside. 80 00:07:15,160 --> 00:07:19,760 As you, me and Vera soddin' Lynn sail off towards Wogland. 81 00:07:19,800 --> 00:07:21,800 Don't be daft, man. 82 00:07:23,960 --> 00:07:28,080 They'll call me back as soon as I get out, the bastards. 83 00:07:28,120 --> 00:07:32,400 Just when I get used to a good lie-in and not shaving and... 84 00:07:32,440 --> 00:07:35,440 Bloody Russians'll join in! 85 00:07:35,480 --> 00:07:38,080 He's their bloody ally! 86 00:07:38,120 --> 00:07:41,120 Third World War, that's what! 87 00:07:41,160 --> 00:07:43,200 Oh, Christ! 88 00:07:43,240 --> 00:07:45,080 A future for arseholes. 89 00:07:45,120 --> 00:07:47,880 A world made for Corporal Berry. 90 00:07:47,920 --> 00:07:49,520 He hit her again last night. 91 00:07:49,560 --> 00:07:51,280 What? 92 00:07:51,320 --> 00:07:56,560 Berry. I heard him. He give her one hell of a crack. 93 00:07:56,600 --> 00:07:58,520 What do you do, Frank? 94 00:07:58,560 --> 00:08:01,000 Got your ear on the ceiling? 95 00:08:01,040 --> 00:08:06,360 I creep out, and I listen at the bottom of the... stairs. 96 00:08:06,400 --> 00:08:09,200 You sly little Welshman! 97 00:08:09,240 --> 00:08:11,400 It's not like that! 98 00:08:11,440 --> 00:08:13,200 Not like it sounds. 99 00:08:13,240 --> 00:08:14,400 Creep up the stairs, do you? 100 00:08:14,440 --> 00:08:15,840 No, I do not! 101 00:08:15,880 --> 00:08:17,280 Peek through the keyhole? 102 00:08:17,320 --> 00:08:19,680 You've got the wrong end of the stick. 103 00:08:21,680 --> 00:08:24,680 I don't know what to do about it. 104 00:08:28,080 --> 00:08:29,840 What can you do? 105 00:08:29,880 --> 00:08:31,400 Rescue her. 106 00:09:02,800 --> 00:09:04,680 You dirty sod! 107 00:09:07,680 --> 00:09:13,120 But what sort of a woman would live with a prick like the Corporal? 108 00:09:13,160 --> 00:09:15,920 We don't know all the facts. 109 00:09:15,960 --> 00:09:17,880 The circumstances. 110 00:09:17,920 --> 00:09:19,640 He hasn't kidnapped her. 111 00:09:19,680 --> 00:09:23,360 There's all sorts of ways a man can gain control of a woman. 112 00:09:23,400 --> 00:09:25,360 You and I both know that. 113 00:09:25,400 --> 00:09:27,960 Well, yes, that's true. 114 00:09:28,000 --> 00:09:34,200 I mean, Svengali and Trilby. Mr Barrett and Elizabeth Browning. 115 00:09:34,240 --> 00:09:38,760 The world of literature is full of it. Look at poor Ophelia... 116 00:09:38,800 --> 00:09:41,120 But have you ever talked to her? 117 00:09:41,160 --> 00:09:42,600 No. 118 00:09:42,640 --> 00:09:44,360 Well, why don't you? 119 00:09:44,400 --> 00:09:47,680 My tongue would stick to the roof of my mouth. 120 00:09:47,720 --> 00:09:49,280 Come on! 121 00:09:49,320 --> 00:09:53,640 You haven't seen her. She's the most beautiful creature that ever... 122 00:10:00,080 --> 00:10:02,480 What's this, then? 123 00:10:02,520 --> 00:10:04,320 What's what, Corp? 124 00:10:04,360 --> 00:10:08,280 You two pansies. Look as though you're up to something. 125 00:10:08,320 --> 00:10:10,200 What would that be, Corp? 126 00:10:10,240 --> 00:10:11,440 Corporal. 127 00:10:11,480 --> 00:10:13,480 Sorry, Corp. 128 00:10:14,680 --> 00:10:16,440 I mean, sorry, Corporal. 129 00:10:16,480 --> 00:10:19,240 You're a cheeky shagger, Hopper. 130 00:10:19,280 --> 00:10:23,040 You mind I don't put my prick in your ear. 131 00:10:23,080 --> 00:10:25,640 Shag some respect into you. 132 00:10:44,640 --> 00:10:47,240 I hate this shaggin' job. 133 00:10:49,880 --> 00:10:53,640 And I hate these shaggin' papers. 134 00:10:53,680 --> 00:10:58,240 And the shaggin' company I got to shaggin' keep. 135 00:11:01,040 --> 00:11:03,240 What did you shaggin' say, soldier? 136 00:11:03,280 --> 00:11:05,920 Nothing, Corporal. No? 137 00:11:05,960 --> 00:11:09,120 You better shaggin' well not. 138 00:11:11,280 --> 00:11:13,320 What you doing? 139 00:11:13,360 --> 00:11:15,640 Reading, Corporal. 140 00:11:15,680 --> 00:11:18,960 I can shaggin' see that. I asked you what! 141 00:11:19,000 --> 00:11:21,400 Some p... p... p... 142 00:11:22,520 --> 00:11:23,760 Poetry. 143 00:11:23,800 --> 00:11:26,360 Did I ask you? 144 00:11:26,400 --> 00:11:28,080 Did I? No, Corporal. 145 00:11:28,120 --> 00:11:30,560 Then shut your shaggin' mouth! 146 00:11:41,760 --> 00:11:43,840 Oh, Christ! 147 00:11:45,880 --> 00:11:47,840 Here we go again. 148 00:11:48,960 --> 00:11:51,960 Listening to those twats. 149 00:11:53,400 --> 00:11:55,400 I wish I was dead. 150 00:12:00,160 --> 00:12:03,120 I should never have signed on. 151 00:12:03,160 --> 00:12:06,760 If I'd known it'd put me in a shithouse like this, I... 152 00:12:08,520 --> 00:12:10,320 Oh, God! 153 00:12:13,560 --> 00:12:15,360 Oh, Christ! 154 00:12:28,840 --> 00:12:31,000 What's the matter? 155 00:12:46,640 --> 00:12:48,240 Poetry? 156 00:12:50,680 --> 00:12:52,400 You're reading poetry? 157 00:12:55,720 --> 00:12:57,480 That right? 158 00:12:58,520 --> 00:13:00,320 Yes. 159 00:13:07,040 --> 00:13:09,040 (SOBBING) 160 00:13:24,640 --> 00:13:28,240 Then you want your shaggin' head seeing to, my son. 161 00:13:40,240 --> 00:13:42,280 That's very generous, Wallace. 162 00:13:42,320 --> 00:13:44,160 You do it too often. 163 00:13:44,200 --> 00:13:48,720 Don't go on. I'll spend my spondules as I see fit. 164 00:13:48,760 --> 00:13:53,000 It's not affection. There's no love lost. 165 00:13:54,240 --> 00:13:56,320 I suppose we'd better... 166 00:13:56,360 --> 00:13:58,160 Oh, bumholes! 167 00:13:58,200 --> 00:14:00,640 Oh, yes, I know, it's... 168 00:14:00,680 --> 00:14:03,040 I pray for this cup to pass. 169 00:14:03,080 --> 00:14:07,800 I can't sleep any more. I see their tanks, their infantry. 170 00:14:10,160 --> 00:14:14,280 Let's have a bloody good brandy — on me. 171 00:14:14,320 --> 00:14:17,640 Are you having a breakdown? 172 00:14:17,680 --> 00:14:21,160 A minute here and there... 173 00:14:21,200 --> 00:14:23,360 Harry, what is going on? 174 00:14:23,400 --> 00:14:24,600 We deserve a stiff one. 175 00:14:24,640 --> 00:14:28,640 We always do — deserve a Remy, I mean. 176 00:14:30,040 --> 00:14:32,640 Four brandies. Thank you. 177 00:14:33,880 --> 00:14:35,920 She should be in an old folk's home. 178 00:14:35,960 --> 00:14:37,760 They all do. 179 00:14:37,800 --> 00:14:41,600 What's to say they aren't already? 180 00:14:41,640 --> 00:14:44,680 Come on, old thing, you're brooding. 181 00:14:45,880 --> 00:14:47,840 Yes, I suppose I am. 182 00:14:48,920 --> 00:14:52,200 I dread what's going to happen. 183 00:14:52,240 --> 00:14:54,800 Or what's not going to happen. 184 00:14:54,840 --> 00:14:56,560 Harry? 185 00:14:58,880 --> 00:15:01,800 Something has happened to us. 186 00:15:01,840 --> 00:15:04,080 As a people, I mean. 187 00:15:04,120 --> 00:15:06,800 I never thought I'd see the day. 188 00:15:06,840 --> 00:15:09,480 Or rather, the night. 189 00:15:09,520 --> 00:15:12,000 The long, long night. 190 00:15:12,040 --> 00:15:15,080 The darkness and the shame! 191 00:15:17,760 --> 00:15:21,560 Dear God. Dear God almighty! 192 00:15:21,600 --> 00:15:26,120 If we don't go in, if we don't fulfil our... 193 00:15:26,160 --> 00:15:28,120 Now, look here! 194 00:15:28,160 --> 00:15:30,160 Dear God! 195 00:15:32,440 --> 00:15:34,920 I don't know whether I... 196 00:15:36,080 --> 00:15:38,120 Now, look here. 197 00:15:38,160 --> 00:15:42,760 I'm going to say something that I've never been able to. 198 00:15:44,120 --> 00:15:47,120 Look here, my father was a... 199 00:15:48,320 --> 00:15:50,520 The male parent, yes? 200 00:15:50,560 --> 00:15:53,160 He was... 201 00:15:53,200 --> 00:15:55,520 He... 202 00:15:55,560 --> 00:16:00,640 He kept a shop. You know? A corner shop. 203 00:16:03,360 --> 00:16:05,560 No, no, no, no! 204 00:16:05,600 --> 00:16:09,480 He was a decent enough sort of chap. 205 00:16:09,520 --> 00:16:13,480 It's not something that I've ever... 206 00:16:13,520 --> 00:16:15,440 I tell you this! 207 00:16:15,480 --> 00:16:17,480 That poor little old man. 208 00:16:17,520 --> 00:16:20,000 He would have... He would have... 209 00:16:20,040 --> 00:16:22,040 Oh, Jesus Christ! 210 00:16:25,480 --> 00:16:31,600 Hit them! Go in! Hit them hard! Hard! Fucking hard! 211 00:17:43,240 --> 00:17:45,240 CAR DOOR SLAMS 212 00:18:19,480 --> 00:18:21,040 What's up? 213 00:18:22,320 --> 00:18:24,320 I wonder what's up. 214 00:18:25,920 --> 00:18:28,760 I shouldn't complain. 215 00:18:28,800 --> 00:18:31,000 No, you're right there. 216 00:18:35,680 --> 00:18:37,720 PHONE 217 00:18:37,760 --> 00:18:39,960 Which one is that? 218 00:18:43,320 --> 00:18:45,360 It's the red one. 219 00:18:45,400 --> 00:18:48,680 Christ! The scrambler! 220 00:18:48,720 --> 00:18:50,840 You'd better answer it. 221 00:18:50,880 --> 00:18:54,560 I'm not supposed to answer a scrambled phone. 222 00:18:54,600 --> 00:18:56,600 Somebody's better. 223 00:19:06,120 --> 00:19:07,880 Francis. 224 00:19:07,920 --> 00:19:09,600 Corporal? 225 00:19:09,640 --> 00:19:11,400 Answer the phone. 226 00:19:11,440 --> 00:19:13,120 But.. But I...! 227 00:19:13,160 --> 00:19:16,160 Answer the shaggin' phone! 228 00:19:30,120 --> 00:19:33,040 Answer the shaggin' phone! 229 00:19:42,040 --> 00:19:43,840 He... Hello? 230 00:19:46,880 --> 00:19:50,280 No... No, he's out. 231 00:19:53,040 --> 00:19:55,000 Ah. One moment. 232 00:19:55,040 --> 00:19:57,000 Where are they, man? 233 00:19:57,040 --> 00:19:58,480 We don't know. 234 00:19:58,520 --> 00:20:01,080 Having a Jimmy Riddle. 235 00:20:01,120 --> 00:20:05,080 He's having a Jimmy Riddle, sir. With the other officers. 236 00:20:05,120 --> 00:20:06,720 Jesus! 237 00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:11,160 (LAUGHS) 238 00:20:11,200 --> 00:20:13,000 No... Well... 239 00:20:16,440 --> 00:20:19,880 No, he's not here either. 240 00:20:19,920 --> 00:20:22,760 Francis, sir. Private, sir. 241 00:20:22,800 --> 00:20:24,520 I... 242 00:20:25,760 --> 00:20:27,560 Sir! 243 00:20:28,960 --> 00:20:31,400 Yes, sir, one m-m-m... 244 00:20:31,440 --> 00:20:34,120 P-p-pencil! Quick! Quick! 245 00:20:36,120 --> 00:20:38,600 Yes, sir. One m-m-m... 246 00:20:42,960 --> 00:20:44,960 Yes, sir. 247 00:20:47,360 --> 00:20:49,960 Could you repeat that, please? 248 00:20:54,000 --> 00:20:55,720 Yes. 249 00:20:58,360 --> 00:21:00,520 Four o'clock, sir. 250 00:21:00,560 --> 00:21:02,560 Yes, sir. > 251 00:21:03,840 --> 00:21:06,280 Yes, sir. > 252 00:21:06,320 --> 00:21:09,320 Sorry, sir. Thank you, sir. 253 00:21:10,840 --> 00:21:13,400 A fat lot of help! 254 00:21:13,440 --> 00:21:15,800 Thank you very much! 255 00:21:15,840 --> 00:21:19,720 Don't you shaggin' well know what a Jimmy Riddle is? 256 00:21:19,760 --> 00:21:21,480 What? 257 00:21:21,520 --> 00:21:24,240 A piss. A piddle. A Jimmy Riddle. 258 00:21:24,280 --> 00:21:26,040 God. 259 00:21:27,720 --> 00:21:30,600 I thought... I thought it was some sort... 260 00:21:30,640 --> 00:21:32,920 I don't know what I thought. 261 00:21:32,960 --> 00:21:34,640 He sounded so... so... 262 00:21:34,680 --> 00:21:36,640 Who was it? 263 00:21:36,680 --> 00:21:39,080 It was the Foreign Office. 264 00:21:39,120 --> 00:21:41,360 The Foreign Office? The Foreign Office? 265 00:21:41,400 --> 00:21:42,800 The Foreign Office. 266 00:21:42,840 --> 00:21:44,800 Christ! 267 00:21:50,760 --> 00:21:52,800 My head went blank. 268 00:21:52,840 --> 00:21:54,800 It was for Major Hedges. 269 00:21:54,840 --> 00:21:56,800 The red braces. > 270 00:21:56,840 --> 00:22:00,800 Something's going on. I'll bet you any money it's... 271 00:22:00,840 --> 00:22:02,640 Oh, shit! 272 00:22:02,680 --> 00:22:06,840 I can feel it. They won't let me go. What was the message? 273 00:22:06,880 --> 00:22:08,560 Am I supposed to tell you? 274 00:22:08,600 --> 00:22:11,320 I'm only a Russian spy! 275 00:22:11,360 --> 00:22:13,360 Stormy petrel. 276 00:22:13,400 --> 00:22:17,640 Code! I-i-it's in code! 277 00:22:17,680 --> 00:22:20,080 It's a bird, innit? 278 00:22:20,120 --> 00:22:23,800 One that flies ahead of the storm. 279 00:22:23,840 --> 00:22:26,040 See! I told you! 280 00:22:26,080 --> 00:22:27,480 Told us what? 281 00:22:27,520 --> 00:22:29,200 Not much of a code, is it? 282 00:22:29,240 --> 00:22:33,560 If I was some stupid Russian peasant, I'd work it out. 283 00:22:33,600 --> 00:22:36,880 It's a warning — flying before the storm. 284 00:22:36,920 --> 00:22:39,440 The battle! That's pretty obvious. 285 00:22:39,480 --> 00:22:43,040 Battle? What battle? 286 00:22:43,080 --> 00:22:45,040 Bollocks, Hopper! 287 00:22:45,080 --> 00:22:47,760 What do you know about it? 288 00:22:47,800 --> 00:22:52,600 There's a lot more going on in here than you'll ever know! 289 00:22:55,800 --> 00:22:57,800 ♪ CINEMA ORGAN ♪ 290 00:23:40,960 --> 00:23:46,160 'We all need an extra few bob. There's no shame in that.' 291 00:24:16,240 --> 00:24:18,360 Oh, please! 292 00:24:43,520 --> 00:24:45,200 Sylvia. 293 00:24:45,240 --> 00:24:47,080 What do you want? 294 00:24:47,120 --> 00:24:48,480 Sylvia, please! 295 00:24:48,520 --> 00:24:50,840 I said, what do you want? 296 00:24:50,880 --> 00:24:52,120 To talk. 297 00:24:52,160 --> 00:24:53,760 What about? 298 00:24:53,800 --> 00:24:55,840 Sylvia, please! 299 00:24:58,680 --> 00:25:01,240 Just bleedin' leave me alone! 300 00:25:01,280 --> 00:25:05,440 I'm already late because of you! Parked outside all day. 301 00:25:05,480 --> 00:25:06,520 I'll drive you there. 302 00:25:06,560 --> 00:25:08,320 No, you bloody won't! 303 00:25:08,360 --> 00:25:11,880 Don't be silly. Get in, please. 304 00:25:11,920 --> 00:25:14,400 Come on. Come on. 305 00:25:14,440 --> 00:25:16,600 There's a good girl. 306 00:25:19,560 --> 00:25:21,200 Christ! 307 00:25:36,680 --> 00:25:39,040 I'm late. I shall lose my job. 308 00:25:40,720 --> 00:25:43,400 I'm not interested in you. 309 00:25:43,440 --> 00:25:45,080 I know you're not. 310 00:25:45,120 --> 00:25:47,200 How could you be? 311 00:25:47,240 --> 00:25:50,120 You know what you are, don't you? 312 00:25:50,160 --> 00:25:52,480 Yes, I do. 313 00:25:52,520 --> 00:25:55,800 Look, I rubbed you for a pound. 314 00:25:55,840 --> 00:25:58,000 That's because I was... > 315 00:25:58,040 --> 00:25:59,760 Short of a few bob. Yes. 316 00:25:59,800 --> 00:26:01,600 I wish I hadn't done it. 317 00:26:01,640 --> 00:26:05,720 It made me feel all sticky and... 318 00:26:05,760 --> 00:26:08,080 It made me feel sick. 319 00:26:08,120 --> 00:26:11,200 Yes, it would. Yes. 320 00:26:11,240 --> 00:26:14,880 So, what did you want? What are you doing? 321 00:26:14,920 --> 00:26:19,240 If I tell my Pete, he'll break your dirty little neck. 322 00:26:19,280 --> 00:26:21,440 Please don't! 323 00:26:21,480 --> 00:26:24,240 And if I tell your wife, 324 00:26:24,280 --> 00:26:26,080 the poor bitch...! 325 00:26:26,120 --> 00:26:27,280 Please! Please! 326 00:26:29,040 --> 00:26:31,840 It made me feel sick. 327 00:26:56,520 --> 00:26:59,320 This has only happened once before. 328 00:26:59,360 --> 00:27:01,440 That was a year ago and more. 329 00:27:03,320 --> 00:27:05,880 I'll tell you. There's trouble. 330 00:27:07,400 --> 00:27:10,040 There's something fishy going on. 331 00:27:10,080 --> 00:27:12,920 The last time, they came back drunk. 332 00:27:12,960 --> 00:27:14,600 Yeah? Yeah? 333 00:27:14,640 --> 00:27:16,080 Pissed as newts. 334 00:27:16,120 --> 00:27:18,120 Get away! 335 00:27:19,160 --> 00:27:22,160 Practically arm in arm, they were. 336 00:27:24,400 --> 00:27:26,440 It was disgusting. 337 00:27:29,920 --> 00:27:31,960 No, no, no. 338 00:27:32,000 --> 00:27:35,880 If we go in on our own - I don't say we shouldn't. 339 00:27:35,920 --> 00:27:39,920 I should hope not. If. You know the conditional tense? 340 00:27:39,960 --> 00:27:42,200 Don't talk about grammar! 341 00:27:42,240 --> 00:27:45,200 Then what if the Soviets move? 342 00:27:45,240 --> 00:27:49,920 They already have. We see it on our charts every day. 343 00:27:49,960 --> 00:27:52,320 If they give us an ultimatum. 344 00:27:52,360 --> 00:27:58,880 We should get a bucket and spade and dig a bloody big hole in the ground. 345 00:27:58,920 --> 00:28:00,720 Like the local cemetery? 346 00:28:00,760 --> 00:28:02,920 Or we call their bluff. 347 00:28:02,960 --> 00:28:05,760 If! If! 348 00:28:05,800 --> 00:28:10,680 You've heard of the - what was it? The conditional tense, Archie? 349 00:28:10,720 --> 00:28:13,400 But what have we got the bomb for? 350 00:28:13,440 --> 00:28:16,880 What do you mean, on our own? Whoever said that? 351 00:28:16,920 --> 00:28:18,880 The French couldn't punch a hole in a paper bag. 352 00:28:18,920 --> 00:28:22,240 I don't mean the Frogs. I'd sooner go to war with my maiden aunt. 353 00:28:24,440 --> 00:28:27,400 This is very moreish, I must say. 354 00:28:28,800 --> 00:28:32,400 The Americans, of course. 355 00:28:32,440 --> 00:28:37,920 Truck doesn't drink, but it would be nice if he were here. 356 00:28:37,960 --> 00:28:42,760 Haven't you notice? The shop has been left unattended. 357 00:28:44,520 --> 00:28:46,320 What are you getting at? 358 00:28:46,360 --> 00:28:50,520 Colonel Trekker is not much in the office lately. 359 00:28:50,560 --> 00:28:53,400 So? That's right. He isn't. 360 00:28:53,440 --> 00:28:56,920 That's because his niece is over from Texas. 361 00:28:56,960 --> 00:29:00,760 With boots and a big hat! 362 00:29:00,800 --> 00:29:03,840 This is balderdash. You know it is. 363 00:29:03,880 --> 00:29:06,200 Perhaps it is, perhaps it isn't. 364 00:29:06,240 --> 00:29:10,160 We've never let them down. Why should they let us down? 365 00:29:10,200 --> 00:29:14,880 I think I'll still look for a place to dig. 366 00:29:14,920 --> 00:29:16,760 Why are you smiling like that? 367 00:29:16,800 --> 00:29:18,560 Like what? 368 00:29:18,600 --> 00:29:20,600 ORGAN MUSIC 369 00:29:38,720 --> 00:29:41,320 'Harry, what do you think?' 370 00:29:41,360 --> 00:29:44,360 'I'm saying the Yanks...' 371 00:29:45,800 --> 00:29:47,800 Harry. 372 00:29:50,400 --> 00:29:53,440 Don't hear them so much any more. 373 00:29:55,760 --> 00:29:59,520 And that was something I rather enjoyed. 374 00:29:59,560 --> 00:30:01,480 Good heavens above! Harry? 375 00:30:01,520 --> 00:30:03,840 The time! Don't hear what? 376 00:30:03,880 --> 00:30:07,840 We must get back. There's flap enough going on. 377 00:30:07,880 --> 00:30:10,280 Sorry? What was that, Wallace? 378 00:30:10,320 --> 00:30:15,160 Don't hear what so much? Where have you been, old thing? 379 00:30:16,240 --> 00:30:19,000 The Wurlitzers and whatnot. 380 00:30:19,040 --> 00:30:23,040 Like the one that used to be at the... 381 00:30:25,040 --> 00:30:27,760 Everything... 382 00:30:27,800 --> 00:30:31,760 Everything seems to be changing, don't you think? 383 00:30:31,800 --> 00:30:34,360 On the move. 384 00:30:34,400 --> 00:30:36,720 That's what we'd better be. 385 00:30:36,760 --> 00:30:39,760 Come on, chaps. Skates on. 386 00:31:06,920 --> 00:31:08,920 CLOCK CHIMES 387 00:31:23,920 --> 00:31:25,920 WHISPERS: Psst! Frank! 388 00:31:26,920 --> 00:31:29,960 Hey, Frank! Wakey, wakey! 389 00:31:31,920 --> 00:31:33,120 What? 390 00:31:33,160 --> 00:31:35,640 The message! 391 00:31:35,680 --> 00:31:37,680 The phone message! 392 00:31:47,720 --> 00:31:49,640 Auditioning, Francis? 393 00:31:49,680 --> 00:31:50,840 Sir? 394 00:31:50,880 --> 00:31:53,640 For a part in a melodrama? 395 00:31:53,680 --> 00:31:55,760 What the hell's the matter? 396 00:31:55,800 --> 00:31:58,400 Sir, there, there was... 397 00:31:58,440 --> 00:32:02,440 Sir, when you were out, there was a message. 398 00:32:02,480 --> 00:32:04,920 On the telephone, sir. 399 00:32:04,960 --> 00:32:06,960 I answered the instrument. 400 00:32:07,000 --> 00:32:08,960 The what? 401 00:32:09,000 --> 00:32:11,400 The red one, sir. 402 00:32:11,440 --> 00:32:13,280 The scrambler? 403 00:32:13,320 --> 00:32:16,320 A communication for Major Hedges. 404 00:32:18,560 --> 00:32:24,120 You may be Welsh, but can't you speak in plain, decent English? 405 00:32:24,160 --> 00:32:30,120 You mean to say that two hours ago there was a call on the scrambler? 406 00:32:30,160 --> 00:32:32,560 Sir. 407 00:32:32,600 --> 00:32:34,480 Did you write it down? 408 00:32:34,520 --> 00:32:37,320 I did indeed, sir. Don't you indeed me! 409 00:32:37,360 --> 00:32:40,480 Sorry, sir? Well? 410 00:32:46,120 --> 00:32:48,760 I got it, sir. Here it is. 411 00:32:48,800 --> 00:32:50,640 I should bloody well hope so. 412 00:32:53,200 --> 00:32:55,800 Give it to whom it is meant. 413 00:32:55,840 --> 00:32:57,560 Yes, sir. 414 00:32:57,600 --> 00:32:59,920 You bloody halfwit! 415 00:32:59,960 --> 00:33:01,960 Sorry, sir. 416 00:33:12,840 --> 00:33:14,840 Excuse me, sir. 417 00:33:25,640 --> 00:33:27,640 Beg pardon, sir. 418 00:33:29,000 --> 00:33:34,000 I'm sorry, sir. There is a message for you which I... 419 00:33:50,440 --> 00:33:52,400 WHISPERS: Major Hedges! 420 00:34:06,080 --> 00:34:07,840 CHRIST ALMIGHTY! 421 00:34:10,760 --> 00:34:12,440 No, no, no, no, no. 422 00:34:12,480 --> 00:34:16,000 I'm sorry, sir. No, no, I was not asleep. 423 00:34:17,520 --> 00:34:21,480 Of course not. Why do you think I sent my man over? 424 00:34:21,520 --> 00:34:23,880 He couldn't wake a sleeping kitten. 425 00:34:23,920 --> 00:34:28,960 I felt something on my arm - you know, when you're lost in thought. 426 00:34:29,000 --> 00:34:30,880 A sort of tentacle. 427 00:34:30,920 --> 00:34:35,400 Lost in thought? That's a new one. You were fast asleep. 428 00:34:35,440 --> 00:34:38,400 No, Archie, lost in thought, old bean. 429 00:34:40,960 --> 00:34:45,920 You should be in the commandos, the way you creep up on a fellow. 430 00:34:45,960 --> 00:34:47,760 Well done! 431 00:34:47,800 --> 00:34:50,520 Sorry, sir. Thank you, sir. 432 00:34:51,880 --> 00:34:55,760 What do you want? My wallet? 433 00:34:55,800 --> 00:34:58,760 There is a message for you, sir. 434 00:34:58,800 --> 00:35:01,240 The Foreign Office. 435 00:35:01,280 --> 00:35:03,480 When did this come? When you were asleep. 436 00:35:03,520 --> 00:35:05,960 When you were out at dinner, sir. 437 00:35:06,000 --> 00:35:07,280 Last night? 438 00:35:07,320 --> 00:35:10,280 Lunch. I meant lunch, sir. 439 00:35:10,320 --> 00:35:12,320 Luncheon. 440 00:35:12,360 --> 00:35:15,440 Lunch? I'm sorry, sir. 441 00:35:15,480 --> 00:35:20,400 So long as it's not urgent, eh? Like invading some little country. 442 00:35:20,440 --> 00:35:22,120 Like Sweden. 443 00:35:22,160 --> 00:35:23,880 I wrote it down, sir. 444 00:35:23,920 --> 00:35:25,000 Good for you! 445 00:35:25,040 --> 00:35:29,040 And then it... slipped my mind, sir. 446 00:35:30,480 --> 00:35:32,440 Well, what does it say? 447 00:35:32,480 --> 00:35:34,280 Pardon, sir? 448 00:35:34,320 --> 00:35:40,040 The message. Who is it from? This chappie or chappess at the FO? 449 00:35:40,080 --> 00:35:43,200 Well-known den of vice, Francis. 450 00:35:43,240 --> 00:35:46,120 Say who it was, did he or she? 451 00:35:46,160 --> 00:35:49,160 It was a Mr Philby, sir. 452 00:35:50,720 --> 00:35:53,600 Jolly good. Keep going. 453 00:35:53,640 --> 00:35:57,440 He said "stormy petrel," sir. 454 00:35:59,320 --> 00:36:03,120 Time? Did he give a time? 455 00:36:03,160 --> 00:36:05,160 Four o'clock, sir. 456 00:36:07,800 --> 00:36:09,920 You little shit! 457 00:36:09,960 --> 00:36:12,960 You pile of poodle-poop! 458 00:36:13,000 --> 00:36:17,760 You half-witted lump of Caerphilly cheese! 459 00:36:17,800 --> 00:36:20,880 LOOK AT THE TIME! 460 00:36:20,920 --> 00:36:22,680 Twenty-five past... 461 00:36:22,720 --> 00:36:26,080 Get out of my sight! 462 00:36:26,120 --> 00:36:28,120 Yes, sir! 463 00:36:39,880 --> 00:36:43,360 Telegraph? Sports Desk, please. 464 00:36:44,480 --> 00:36:46,960 Bertie Cooper, please. 465 00:36:49,080 --> 00:36:51,680 Bertie! Wallace here. 466 00:36:54,120 --> 00:36:55,920 Hedges. 467 00:36:55,960 --> 00:37:00,400 Have you got the result on the four o'clock - Newbury? 468 00:37:00,440 --> 00:37:02,920 Yes. Yes. 469 00:37:05,560 --> 00:37:07,560 Go on. 470 00:37:08,880 --> 00:37:11,760 All go? 471 00:37:11,800 --> 00:37:13,800 And the price? 472 00:37:15,000 --> 00:37:17,000 Twenty to one! 473 00:37:18,520 --> 00:37:21,560 By God, yes! Lucky for someone! 474 00:37:23,040 --> 00:37:25,000 No, not me. 475 00:37:25,040 --> 00:37:27,920 Thanks very much, Bertie. 476 00:37:27,960 --> 00:37:30,040 Toodle-oo, old pip. 477 00:37:37,560 --> 00:37:43,120 It only goes to show, one must be philosophical about these things. 478 00:37:45,320 --> 00:37:47,240 Wallace? 479 00:37:47,280 --> 00:37:49,840 Yes? Come on! 480 00:37:51,760 --> 00:37:53,840 Come on what? 481 00:37:53,880 --> 00:37:56,880 Oh, the gee-gees. 482 00:37:56,920 --> 00:38:01,240 I really think we should get on. Time and tide... 483 00:38:01,280 --> 00:38:03,840 It was won by a filly - Ramona. 484 00:38:03,880 --> 00:38:05,920 What about Stormy whatsit? 485 00:38:11,920 --> 00:38:13,520 Nowhere! 486 00:38:16,200 --> 00:38:19,400 That's the last time I trust Philby. 487 00:38:19,440 --> 00:38:22,440 Supposed to be in the bloody know! 488 00:38:23,440 --> 00:38:26,520 Straight from the horse's arse, eh? 489 00:39:00,200 --> 00:39:02,880 THUNDER AND RAIN 490 00:39:02,920 --> 00:39:04,720 WHISPERS: Hey! Frank! 491 00:39:09,080 --> 00:39:13,440 BUDDY HOLLY: "RAINING IN MY HEART" 492 00:39:17,080 --> 00:39:21,480 ♪ The sun is out, the sky is blue 493 00:39:21,520 --> 00:39:25,560 ♪ There's not a cloud to spoil the view 494 00:39:25,600 --> 00:39:27,920 ♪ But it's raining 495 00:39:29,680 --> 00:39:32,480 ♪ Raining in my heart 496 00:39:35,120 --> 00:39:39,800 ♪ The weatherman says clear today 497 00:39:39,840 --> 00:39:43,760 ♪ He doesn't know you've gone away 498 00:39:43,800 --> 00:39:45,800 ♪ And it's raining 499 00:39:47,840 --> 00:39:50,120 ♪ Raining in my heart 500 00:39:53,480 --> 00:40:00,480 ♪ Oh, misery, misery 501 00:40:02,640 --> 00:40:09,760 ♪ What's going to become of me? 502 00:40:11,520 --> 00:40:16,000 ♪ I tell my blues they mustn't show 503 00:40:16,040 --> 00:40:20,000 ♪ But soon these tears are bound to flow 504 00:40:20,040 --> 00:40:22,160 ♪ Cos it's raining 505 00:40:24,320 --> 00:40:28,000 ♪ Raining in my heart 506 00:40:38,440 --> 00:40:40,480 ♪ But it's raining 507 00:40:42,520 --> 00:40:44,880 ♪ Raining in my heart 508 00:40:56,640 --> 00:40:58,840 ♪ And it's raining 509 00:41:00,680 --> 00:41:03,080 ♪ Raining in my heart 510 00:41:06,400 --> 00:41:14,080 ♪ Oh, misery, misery 511 00:41:15,600 --> 00:41:22,960 ♪ What's going to become of me? 512 00:41:24,440 --> 00:41:29,000 ♪ I tell my blues they mustn't show... ♪ 513 00:41:29,040 --> 00:41:31,040 Shag it! 514 00:41:33,560 --> 00:41:35,560 Shag it all! 515 00:41:48,040 --> 00:41:50,040 Oh, bugger! 516 00:42:02,320 --> 00:42:04,480 What you doing? 517 00:42:04,520 --> 00:42:06,440 Hello, Corporal. 518 00:42:06,480 --> 00:42:09,160 You following me? Course not! 519 00:42:09,200 --> 00:42:11,840 Don't want to walk with me? 520 00:42:11,880 --> 00:42:13,680 Don't be silly. 521 00:42:13,720 --> 00:42:16,400 What's up with you, then? 522 00:42:16,440 --> 00:42:18,480 Nothing. 523 00:42:18,520 --> 00:42:22,160 It's just... We're a different rank. 524 00:42:23,120 --> 00:42:25,400 We're what? 525 00:42:25,440 --> 00:42:28,440 I don't want to be presumptuous. 526 00:42:31,520 --> 00:42:35,800 I don't stand on ceremony after working hours, Frank. 527 00:42:35,840 --> 00:42:37,320 Right you are, Corporal. 528 00:42:37,360 --> 00:42:39,800 Pete. It's Pete. 529 00:42:39,840 --> 00:42:42,800 After working hours, all right? 530 00:42:42,840 --> 00:42:44,840 Right. 531 00:42:46,520 --> 00:42:49,240 What's the matter? Sorry? 532 00:42:49,280 --> 00:42:53,760 You got an earwig up your arse? Got something against me? 533 00:42:55,880 --> 00:43:00,680 I just don't like my head being pushed down the pan. 534 00:43:00,720 --> 00:43:03,440 That was nothing to cry about! 535 00:43:03,480 --> 00:43:07,280 Clean shit never hurt no-one! 536 00:43:07,320 --> 00:43:11,640 I'll tell you what, Frank, old lad, I'll buy you a drink. Oh, I... 537 00:43:11,680 --> 00:43:13,560 Are you turning me down? 538 00:43:13,600 --> 00:43:15,720 No, it's just... 539 00:43:15,760 --> 00:43:19,000 Right, then, fellow me lad. 540 00:43:20,040 --> 00:43:22,440 I'm not going to eat you. 541 00:43:22,480 --> 00:43:24,480 Am I? 542 00:43:44,080 --> 00:43:45,960 (BELCHES) 543 00:43:46,000 --> 00:43:47,520 Next one's on you. 544 00:43:47,560 --> 00:43:49,240 Oh, but... 545 00:43:49,280 --> 00:43:51,240 But what? 546 00:43:51,280 --> 00:43:55,200 I didn't really want to... I certainly don't want two. 547 00:43:55,240 --> 00:43:56,840 But I do. Yes, but... 548 00:43:56,880 --> 00:43:59,560 You don't duck out your round. 549 00:43:59,600 --> 00:44:01,000 The thing is... 550 00:44:01,040 --> 00:44:04,560 I don't know what you get up to in darkest shaggin' Wales. 551 00:44:04,600 --> 00:44:06,600 A lot of singing, I know. 552 00:44:06,640 --> 00:44:10,640 But up here a bloke is expected to pay his way. 553 00:44:10,680 --> 00:44:12,640 I'm a bit short. 554 00:44:12,680 --> 00:44:14,120 Oh, are you? 555 00:44:14,160 --> 00:44:15,760 Till payday. 556 00:44:15,800 --> 00:44:17,640 Who shaggin' isn't? 557 00:44:19,080 --> 00:44:21,040 You can have this. 558 00:44:21,080 --> 00:44:23,840 But that's brown and mild. It's not my drink. 559 00:44:23,880 --> 00:44:25,440 That's all you'll get. 560 00:44:28,640 --> 00:44:31,640 Right. Just have to do, then. 561 00:44:34,440 --> 00:44:36,960 I got to get going, anyway. 562 00:44:37,000 --> 00:44:39,920 They don't like me late for my tea. 563 00:44:39,960 --> 00:44:42,640 Who don't? The nutters? 564 00:44:42,680 --> 00:44:44,720 The what? Those two downstairs. 565 00:44:44,760 --> 00:44:46,840 Off their heads. 566 00:44:46,880 --> 00:44:49,920 That's my aunt and uncle. 567 00:44:49,960 --> 00:44:51,760 It must run in the family, then. 568 00:44:54,920 --> 00:44:58,640 I'll, er... Thanks for the drink, Corp. See you. 569 00:45:00,120 --> 00:45:03,040 You're shaggin' lucky to have grub waiting for you. 570 00:45:05,280 --> 00:45:07,360 Haven't you? 571 00:45:07,400 --> 00:45:13,440 Missus don't get in till half ten Tuesdays and Thursdays. 572 00:45:13,480 --> 00:45:17,400 And the bloody weekends are shagged to buggery. 573 00:45:17,440 --> 00:45:20,040 That's the cinema business for you. 574 00:45:20,080 --> 00:45:21,760 The what? 575 00:45:21,800 --> 00:45:23,480 She's an usherette. 576 00:45:23,520 --> 00:45:27,320 Still, she gets to see some good films. 577 00:45:27,360 --> 00:45:29,240 Where? 578 00:45:29,280 --> 00:45:30,760 What? 579 00:45:30,800 --> 00:45:33,960 Where is she...? Which cinema? 580 00:45:34,000 --> 00:45:36,840 The Odeon in the Broadway. You... 581 00:45:40,160 --> 00:45:42,480 What's it to you? 582 00:45:42,520 --> 00:45:44,120 Nothing. Just... 583 00:45:44,160 --> 00:45:46,160 Just... what? 584 00:45:47,360 --> 00:45:49,080 Just making conversation. 585 00:46:06,360 --> 00:46:08,360 ♪ ORGAN MUSIC ♪ 586 00:46:47,560 --> 00:46:50,480 No use worrying about it, old chap. 587 00:46:53,000 --> 00:46:55,000 No use at all. 588 00:47:32,920 --> 00:47:35,080 'And then there are others.' 589 00:47:35,120 --> 00:47:39,240 Like you, for instance. One in a million. 590 00:47:39,280 --> 00:47:41,720 Who are given an interesting life. 591 00:47:41,760 --> 00:47:45,960 A life that is radiant and full of significance. 592 00:47:46,000 --> 00:47:48,120 You are fortunate. 593 00:47:48,160 --> 00:47:54,600 fame and happiness, and this radiant and interesting life. 594 00:47:59,640 --> 00:48:04,080 <.. are like so many delicious sweets which I never eat. 595 00:48:09,320 --> 00:48:11,840 But what is beautiful about it? 596 00:48:11,880 --> 00:48:14,800 I must go and write presently. 597 00:48:14,840 --> 00:48:18,840 Forgive me. I haven't much time to spare. 598 00:48:21,160 --> 00:48:29,440 corn, and here I am getting excited and a little angry. 599 00:48:34,520 --> 00:48:39,400 Let's talk about my radiant and beautiful life. 600 00:48:43,240 --> 00:48:45,240 Well, where shall we begin? 601 00:48:58,800 --> 00:49:00,800 SNORING 602 00:49:06,120 --> 00:49:07,840 Aunt Vickie, I think I'll... 603 00:49:07,880 --> 00:49:09,680 Shh! 604 00:49:13,160 --> 00:49:15,160 Sorry. 605 00:49:17,600 --> 00:49:20,560 Then he says he don't sleep nights. 606 00:49:23,520 --> 00:49:26,760 I'll make the cocoa in a minute. 607 00:49:26,800 --> 00:49:29,200 I think I'll get some air. 608 00:49:30,920 --> 00:49:32,960 At this time of night? 609 00:49:33,000 --> 00:49:36,760 A little stroll. I feel a bit... 610 00:49:36,800 --> 00:49:38,880 UNCLE FRED GRUNTS 611 00:49:45,040 --> 00:49:47,040 PROLONGED SNORING 612 00:49:56,320 --> 00:49:59,760 Don't trip over nothing when you come back in. 613 00:49:59,800 --> 00:50:01,760 Trip over? 614 00:50:04,200 --> 00:50:07,160 No. All right, Aunt Vickie. 615 00:50:20,960 --> 00:50:24,960 and can't do anything else. 616 00:50:25,000 --> 00:50:28,240 What is there radiant or beautiful in that? 617 00:50:28,280 --> 00:50:29,960 It's a fatuous life! 618 00:50:30,000 --> 00:50:31,720 (SNORES LOUDLY) 619 00:50:31,760 --> 00:50:33,480 Uncle Truck! 620 00:50:33,520 --> 00:50:35,080 Shh! 621 00:50:35,120 --> 00:50:39,000 Where am I? Oh, Lisa, I'm sorry. 622 00:50:39,040 --> 00:50:41,000 Shh! Please! 623 00:50:42,920 --> 00:50:47,720 the fact that a cloud looking like 624 00:50:47,760 --> 00:50:50,240 a grand piano floated by. 625 00:50:50,280 --> 00:50:54,240 in the air. I make a mental note. 626 00:50:54,280 --> 00:50:57,600 "Sickly scent - a flower, the colour of a widow's dress." 627 00:50:57,640 --> 00:51:00,800 "Mention when describing a summer evening." 628 00:51:00,840 --> 00:51:05,480 I utter, and every word you utter, 629 00:51:05,520 --> 00:51:10,160 .. lock them in my literary pantry in case they might be useful. 630 00:51:10,200 --> 00:51:15,160 It's like that always, and I can't get any rest from myself. 631 00:51:15,200 --> 00:51:20,600 'I feel as though I'm devouring my own life. Am I out of my mind?' 632 00:51:20,640 --> 00:51:23,040 I know you have no reason... 633 00:51:24,840 --> 00:51:28,520 I know you have no reason to trust me, but... 634 00:51:31,520 --> 00:51:33,560 Good evening. 635 00:51:33,600 --> 00:51:35,920 I know you have no reason to... 636 00:51:38,320 --> 00:51:39,760 Good evening. 637 00:51:42,680 --> 00:51:44,680 I love you. 638 00:51:53,480 --> 00:51:55,440 Please! 639 00:52:43,400 --> 00:52:45,240 Excuse me. 640 00:52:45,280 --> 00:52:47,280 Pardon? 641 00:52:47,320 --> 00:52:50,280 Did you...? Is this yours? 642 00:52:50,320 --> 00:52:52,240 Mine? 643 00:52:52,280 --> 00:52:55,040 I think you d-d-dropped it. 644 00:52:55,080 --> 00:52:56,640 Did I? 645 00:52:56,680 --> 00:52:58,680 Didn't you? 646 00:53:00,640 --> 00:53:02,640 It's a nice pen. 647 00:53:05,840 --> 00:53:09,600 Yeah? What's the matter? 648 00:53:11,840 --> 00:53:15,360 I know you have no reason to... 649 00:53:15,400 --> 00:53:17,120 Good evening. 650 00:53:17,160 --> 00:53:20,840 I know you have no reason to..t..t... 651 00:53:20,880 --> 00:53:22,680 You're downstairs, ain't you? 652 00:53:23,840 --> 00:53:25,800 Yes, I... 653 00:53:25,840 --> 00:53:28,400 What's your name, then? 654 00:53:28,440 --> 00:53:30,680 Francis. 655 00:53:30,720 --> 00:53:33,360 My friends call me Frank. 656 00:53:33,400 --> 00:53:36,520 Frank. That's a nice name. 657 00:53:37,720 --> 00:53:41,480 Did you ever have any sheep? 658 00:53:41,520 --> 00:53:43,200 Pardon? 659 00:53:43,240 --> 00:53:46,200 I was thinking... It don't matter. 660 00:53:46,240 --> 00:53:48,120 I'm a National Serviceman. 661 00:53:48,160 --> 00:53:52,200 I work in the same place as your... Corporal Berry. 662 00:53:52,240 --> 00:53:55,920 And I don't like the way he treats you. 663 00:53:55,960 --> 00:53:57,600 Hey, steady on! 664 00:53:57,640 --> 00:54:00,600 And... I love you! 665 00:54:06,520 --> 00:54:08,240 Look... 666 00:54:08,280 --> 00:54:11,280 But I do! I do! 667 00:54:12,560 --> 00:54:14,560 Christ almighty! 668 00:54:15,520 --> 00:54:17,520 I beg your pardon. 669 00:54:18,600 --> 00:54:19,800 Look... 670 00:54:19,840 --> 00:54:21,320 I'm sorry. 671 00:54:21,360 --> 00:54:22,760 Look... 672 00:54:22,800 --> 00:54:24,760 Yes? 673 00:54:24,800 --> 00:54:28,600 You can't come to the front door with me. 674 00:54:28,640 --> 00:54:30,360 No, I can't. 675 00:54:34,520 --> 00:54:36,640 Hold on. 676 00:54:36,680 --> 00:54:41,920 They do dance lessons at the Hammersmith Palais on Sundays. 677 00:54:41,960 --> 00:54:44,680 I'm no good at that. 678 00:54:44,720 --> 00:54:46,760 Two left feet, see. 679 00:54:46,800 --> 00:54:49,280 That's why they do lessons! 680 00:54:49,320 --> 00:54:50,520 Anyway... 681 00:54:50,560 --> 00:54:51,920 Yes? 682 00:54:51,960 --> 00:54:53,760 That's where I'll be. 683 00:54:53,800 --> 00:54:56,600 Oh! Thank you! Yes! 684 00:54:57,960 --> 00:55:00,120 Good night, then. 685 00:55:00,160 --> 00:55:02,080 Good night. 686 00:55:02,120 --> 00:55:05,680 ♪ FLOYD ROBINSON: "MAKIN' LOVE" ♪ 687 00:55:05,720 --> 00:55:07,680 ♪ What would people say? 688 00:55:07,720 --> 00:55:10,080 ♪ What would people do? 689 00:55:10,120 --> 00:55:13,880 ♪ What people think if people knew I was with you? 690 00:55:13,920 --> 00:55:17,800 ♪ Makin' lo-o-o-ve, makin' love 691 00:55:17,840 --> 00:55:21,360 ♪ Makin' lo-o-o-ve, makin' love 692 00:55:22,400 --> 00:55:24,360 ♪ What would people think? 693 00:55:24,400 --> 00:55:26,400 ♪ What if people knew? 694 00:55:26,440 --> 00:55:30,160 ♪ Instead of being off to school all day I was with you 695 00:55:30,200 --> 00:55:33,000 ♪ Makin' lo-o-o-ve, makin' love... ♪ 696 00:55:43,280 --> 00:55:45,280 (Hey, Frank!) 697 00:55:47,920 --> 00:55:50,600 (Psst! Frank! Wakey, wakey!) 698 00:55:50,640 --> 00:55:51,920 (What?) 699 00:55:51,960 --> 00:55:54,600 (What have you got to grin about?) 700 00:55:54,640 --> 00:55:56,640 (Nothing!) 701 00:56:00,320 --> 00:56:02,320 (Did you talk to her?) 702 00:56:02,360 --> 00:56:03,920 (What?) 703 00:56:03,960 --> 00:56:05,920 (Berry's wife?) 704 00:56:05,960 --> 00:56:07,960 (Yeah! Last night!) 705 00:56:09,960 --> 00:56:12,440 (You dirty sod!) 706 00:56:12,480 --> 00:56:14,200 Hopper. > 707 00:56:15,920 --> 00:56:19,960 Stop whispering behind your hand like a tart in a pub doorway. 708 00:56:20,000 --> 00:56:22,560 Sir. 709 00:56:33,120 --> 00:56:34,200 Corporal! 710 00:56:34,240 --> 00:56:35,600 and 711 00:56:35,640 --> 00:56:37,880 Time for the barely bloody drinkable. 712 00:56:37,920 --> 00:56:40,400 Sir! Francis. 713 00:57:01,360 --> 00:57:03,120 Wake yourself up! 714 00:57:03,160 --> 00:57:05,560 You dozy little man! 715 00:57:07,920 --> 00:57:09,920 Coffee. 716 00:57:15,800 --> 00:57:18,480 Ah, Truck! We were... 717 00:57:18,520 --> 00:57:21,680 Hi, folks. Only us chickens. 718 00:57:21,720 --> 00:57:25,320 Thought I'd show my niece where I hang my hat. 719 00:57:25,360 --> 00:57:28,880 Gentlemen, this is Lisa.